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♪

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Ooh, those are cute, jas.

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With a pair of spiky

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Jimmy choos, hot.

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Jimmy choos, hot.

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So...Are you ever gonna tell

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me who you wanna go to the dance

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with?

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Nope.

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[Laughs] I don't wanna jinx it.

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Okay.

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Is it Robert Jennings III?

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Not a chance.

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Not a chance.

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He hasn't spoken to me since my

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dad chocked him out for being in

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my bedroom.

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Anybody who can't take a

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little head block doesn't

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little head block doesn't

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deserve you.

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Right.

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[Laughs]

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Hey, Jasmine, you still here?

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Because I'm definitely still

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here.

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Yeah, the question is why.

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Yeah, the question is why.

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You are so cute.

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I gotta go.

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Okay.

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See you tomorrow, kaci.

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Bye.

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Later, Keenan.

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Later, Keenan.

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I think that girl is into me.

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Mm.

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And what hallucinogen led you

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there?

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Didn't you feel the

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chemistry?

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Chemistry?

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I might ask her to the spring

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fling.

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No.

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No!

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Come on, do not ask my friends

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out.

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Just stay with your original

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plan.

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Plan.

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Ask micha Rosenberg to the

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dance.

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Jasmine's hotter.

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[Laughs] Oh...Such a

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neanderthal.

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But, uh, I didn't ask for

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But, uh, I didn't ask for

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this.

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It's fate.

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You know, it's like god said,

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"hey, Keenan, here's a hottie I

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"made you.

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"Made you.

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Take her to the dance."

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Who says no to god?

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Please stop.

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♪ good thing we've got ♪

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♪ one another ♪

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♪ Reed between the lines ♪

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♪ Reed between the lines ♪

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♪ stuck between a rock ♪

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♪ and a hard place ♪

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♪ could be a hard place to be ♪

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♪ if I didn't have ♪

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♪ my village holding me ♪

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♪ my father, son ♪

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♪ two daughters ♪

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♪ and two best friends ♪

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♪ surrounding me ♪

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♪ with the strength ♪

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♪ of 10,000 men ♪

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♪ ha, ha, yeah, I got this ♪♪

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♪

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You just need to find something

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you just need to find something

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to get your mind off of

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everything.

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There's nothing like putting

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on a gas mask and spending a

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couple of hours in a tented

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house.

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House.

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I could also hear the termites

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scream.

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Very relaxing.

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I'll pass.

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Yeah, me, too.

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Yeah, me, too.

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But you know what?

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I was thinking music.

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Remember when we used to play I

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would get totally lost in it, I

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didn't think about anything

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else.

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Else.

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Reed and the three ds--Darrin,

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dooley and Danielle.

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Man, we were the boom.

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And boom you did plenty of

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times.

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Times.

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Not supportive.

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See, that's why you single now.

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See, that's why you single now.

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Y'all should have asked me to

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sing in your little group.

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You know I'm classically

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trained.

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By a goat.

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[Laughing]

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[Laughing]

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[Clears throat]

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Julius, do you still have a

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keyboard?

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Keyboard?

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Phst, man, I still have my

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first toothbrush.

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You know, with your keyboard,

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my bass, what do you think big

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peewee dooley's doing these

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peewee dooley's doing these

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days?

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Still selling incense

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on 1-2-5th and Lennox.

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He's in.

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Well, listen, I'm pretty

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swapped these days, but I think

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swapped these days, but I think

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I can free up some time to be

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your vocalist.

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Oh, yeah, I'm good.

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Is Danielle still singing

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Is Danielle still singing

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backup to [unintelligible]?

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I think so.

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I'll give her call.

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Both: Well--

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--If that's the direction you

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want to go, somebody's backup

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want to go, somebody's backup

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singer.

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Oh you are so predictable.

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Hey, Franklin, can our band

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Hey, Franklin, can our band

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jam here Friday night?

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I don't know, the schedule's

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pretty full right now.

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Maybe I could squeeze you in

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say, um, sometime in a couple of

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say, um, sometime in a couple of

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months.

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We'll do it for free.

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8:30 this Friday.

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Load-ins at 6, sound check's at

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load-ins at 6, sound check's at

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7.

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No free drinks.

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♪

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Ah.

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Mwah!

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What?

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Make me wanna jump back and kiss

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myself.

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If the old times were the

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If the old times were the

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boring and incredibly mediocre

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times.

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Peewee, what's that smell?

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Peewee, what's that smell?

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Well, my incense.

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Papaya coconut, three for a

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dollar.

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This isn't 1-2-5th.

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I'll give you two dollars and a

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Sold.

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Miss Lori!

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Oh, hey, Lori, you're here.

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Oh, hey, Lori, you're here.

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You know, my bad.

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Time kinda got away from me.

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Oh, no problem.

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You wanna just go over this

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stuff tomorrow?

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No, no, no, come on in, meet

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No, no, no, come on in, meet

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the guys.

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I'll send them packing.

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Well, it's just a Grant

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proposal.

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We can finish writing--

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Hey, guys, this is professor

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Lori Samuels.

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Lori Samuels.

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She works with me in the English

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department.

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Wow.

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If I knew professors looked like

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you, I would have gone to

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college.

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You know what?

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You know what?

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Why don't you stand for a while,

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listen to a few songs, and tell

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me what you think?

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Complete honesty?

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Honesty's the best policy.

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Unless of course you think we

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unless of course you think we

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suck.

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[Laughing]

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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So you work closely with Alex?

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Um, we team teach a course--

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Um, we team teach a course--

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film and literature.

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And we have some other things

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going on.

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Oh, I see.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Ms. Lori, do you mind helping

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my ponytail?

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Alexis, what about me?

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She could do yours next.

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She could do yours next.

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Sure, sweetie.

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Sit right here and listen to

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your dad's music.

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Man, is Danielle still in the

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Man, is Danielle still in the

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bathroom?

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I'd like to see how you do

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with a baby kickboxer with your

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bladder.

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[Laughs]

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My apologies.

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My apologies.

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Are you ready?

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Give me a minute.

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All right.

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♪ mee, Mae, mi, mu, moo ♪

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♪ mee, Mae, mi, mu, moo ♪

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♪ mee, Mae, mi, mu, moo ♪

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♪ yah, yah, yah, yah, yah ♪

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♪ yah, yah, yah, yah, yah ♪

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Wow, what a beautiful voice.

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Thank you.

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I guess if a five-octave

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range is your definition of

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range is your definition of

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beautiful then, okay.

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♪ I think I like her ♪

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♪ I think I like her ♪

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♪ she got ♪

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Jasmine, do you believe in

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fate?

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What do you mean?

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Well, you've been coming over

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Well, you've been coming over

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here for the past few weeks.

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And I always happen to be here.

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And what does that say to you,

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girl?

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Girl?

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That you live here.

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I'm just gonna come out and

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say it.

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Say it.

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What time do you want me to pick

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you up for the spring fling?

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Keenan.

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Yeah?

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I'm gay.

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I'm gay.

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Okay, cool.

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So, do you wanna hit five guys

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before the dance or after?

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Keenan, I'm gay.

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Yeah, I know you said you

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Yeah, I know you said you

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were gay.

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Gay?

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As in...Gay?

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As in...Gay?

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But it was really sweet of

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you to ask me.

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I'm really flattered...And

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I'm really flattered...And

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grateful.

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There's someone that I've been

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wanting to ask, and you just

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showed me that you just gotta go

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showed me that you just gotta go

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for it.

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But--

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Hey, Mr. Reed.

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This seat taken?

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This seat taken?

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Not for my favorite

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professor.

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Your son's not your favorite

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professor?

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Uh, he's in the top three.

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Uh, he's in the top three.

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And I keep telling you, call me

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Monroe.

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Mr. Reed makes me feel like a

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grandfather.

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I think it's your grandchild

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that make you feel like a

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grandfather.

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Ooh.

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Oh, Simone, I gotta go, my

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water broke.

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What?

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Are you all right?

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No, my husband just texted

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No, my husband just texted

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me.

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Water line busted, and it's

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flooding our basement.

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Tell Alex I'm so sorry.

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♪

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♪

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Testing, one.

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♪

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[Sings off-key] ♪ mm, aah ♪

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[Sings off-key] ♪ mm, aah ♪

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♪ ah, ah, ah ♪

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♪ I wanna keep your body ♪

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♪ clo--close ♪

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♪ clo--close ♪

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♪ I'm never gonna let ♪

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♪ I'm never gonna let ♪

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♪ you go-o-o ♪

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♪ go, go ♪

353
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♪ I wanna take you ♪

354
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♪ home tonight ♪

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♪ home tonight ♪

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♪ whoo ♪

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♪ ooooh ♪♪

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♪ ooooh ♪♪

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[Audience booing]

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Yes!

361
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Ha-ha-ha, yes!

362
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Ha-ha-ha, yes!

363
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Yeah, yes.

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We--we're gonna take a five.

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Make it a ten.

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My name is Simone winters,

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My name is Simone winters,

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and we'll be right b--

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Simone, what the hell were

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you doing?

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Danielle had to leave, it was

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Danielle had to leave, it was

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an emergency.

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You threatened her, didn't

375
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you?

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I was trying to help.

377
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Help what?

378
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Clear the room?

379
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Clear the room?

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Simone, I put this band back

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together so I could relax and

382
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have fun.

383
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Do I look like I'm having fun?

384
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Do I look like I'm having fun?

385
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No.

386
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But you always look like that.

387
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Now what do we do?

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Our whole set features Danielle.

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Our whole set features Danielle.

390
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We'll go instrumental.

391
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No.

392
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They'll get bored.

393
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Have you ever been to a Kenny g

394
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concert?

395
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Concert?

396
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Looks like you're having a

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rough night.

398
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Yeah.

399
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Look, I'm sorry you had to see

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this.

401
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Or should I say hear this.

402
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Well, maybe I can help.

403
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Well, maybe I can help.

404
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I sat through rehearsals, and I

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sing a little.

406
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You sing?

407
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Well, when I was a kid, I

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Well, when I was a kid, I

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thought I was gonna be famous.

410
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I'm still the lead soprano in my

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church choir.

412
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Baptist or episcopalian?

413
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Baptist or episcopalian?

414
00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,605
Hey, Keenan.

415
00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:05,651
Oh, hey, Jasmine is coming

416
00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:05,995
over tomorrow.

417
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Over tomorrow.

418
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Should I give you two some alone

419
00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:08,492
time?

420
00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,161
I can't believe you let me

421
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make a fool of myself like that.

422
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No, but you're so good at it.

423
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No, but you're so good at it.

424
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You should have told me she

425
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was gay.

426
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What?

427
00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:18,000
Don't be ridiculous.

428
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Don't be ridiculous.

429
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You know, you're such a typical

430
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boy.

431
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A girl isn't feeling you so she

432
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must be gay.

433
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Or she must gay because she

434
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told she was gay.

435
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No way.

436
00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:27,469
You didn't know?

437
00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:29,048
Yeah, right.

438
00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:30,003
Keep up your lilted charade.

439
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Keep up your lilted charade.

440
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That's okay, you two have your

441
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fun.

442
00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:34,221
I'll just ask micha Rosenberg.

443
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She's hot to def, and she's

444
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feeling your boy's swag.

445
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Feeling your boy's swag.

446
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Keenan, I'm telling you the

447
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truth.

448
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I really didn't know.

449
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She never told you she was on

450
00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:41,999
team rainbow?

451
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,810
Team rainbow?

452
00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:44,938
Well, I mean, she's been

453
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wanting to talk about something,

454
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but we never seem to get around

455
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to it.

456
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Could be that.

457
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Could be that.

458
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But I don't see what the big

459
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deal would be.

460
00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:54,000
I'm an environmentalist.

461
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,950
I'm an environmentalist.

462
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She did say there was someone

463
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else she wanted to ask to the

464
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spring fling.

465
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Okay, if you have point, make

466
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,580
Okay, if you have point, make

467
00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,075
it.

468
00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:04,039
She's been coming over here

469
00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:05,416
for the past few weeks.

470
00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,003
Mm-hmm.

471
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,170
Mm-hmm.

472
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,004
And we know I'm not her type,

473
00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:07,918
so maybe it's someone else we

474
00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,125
know.

475
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,585
Someone like...Someone in this

476
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room.

477
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,140
Room.

478
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:14,930
Someone with a handsome twin

479
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brother.

480
00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:17,474
Okay, now you've really lost

481
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me.

482
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,520
Me.

483
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,480
And I thought having a sister

484
00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:23,309
meant my girlfriends were safe.

485
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:23,996
Sorry, when was Jasmine ever

486
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,190
Sorry, when was Jasmine ever

487
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,402
your girlfriend?

488
00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:27,322
In my dreams, girlfriend

489
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,690
thief.

490
00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:29,996
In my dreams.

491
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,900
In my dreams.

492
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:31,567
♪ somehow I'm fulfilled ♪

493
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,824
♪ just by being ♪

494
00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:34,526
♪ oh, I wanna keep ♪

495
00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:35,995
♪ your body close ♪

496
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,330
♪ your body close ♪

497
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,002
♪ but it's better I let you go ♪

498
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000
♪ but it's better I let you go ♪

499
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,133
♪ yeah ♪

500
00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:48,001
♪ I wanna take ♪

501
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:48,170
♪ I wanna take ♪

502
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,884
♪ you home tonight ♪

503
00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:52,796
♪ but it's better ♪

504
00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,003
♪ we say goodbye ♪

505
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,590
♪ we say goodbye ♪

506
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:59,768
♪ yes, it is ♪

507
00:09:59,849 --> 00:09:59,999
♪ I wanna keep your body close ♪

508
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,560
♪ I wanna keep your body close ♪

509
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:05,995
♪ but it's better I let you go ♪

510
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,690
♪ but it's better I let you go ♪

511
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:08,523
All right, all right.

512
00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:11,567
♪ oh... ♪

513
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:12,002
♪ I wanna take you home ♪

514
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,160
♪ I wanna take you home ♪

515
00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:14,608
♪ tonight ♪

516
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,987
[Laughs]

517
00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:18,945
♪ but it's better ♪

518
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,615
♪ to say goodbye ♪♪

519
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:28,788
[Audience applause]

520
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:32,087
Oh, man, it turned out to be

521
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,673
a great evening after all.

522
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:33,968
Yes, yes.

523
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,800
Oh, Simone, I'm sorry I got

524
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:35,995
upset with you earlier.

525
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,180
Upset with you earlier.

526
00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:37,971
I'm not.

527
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:38,894
She almost single-handedly took

528
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,391
down the band.

529
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,313
[Laughs]

530
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,000
Lori really saved our butts,

531
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,430
Lori really saved our butts,

532
00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:43,266
man.

533
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:43,811
Yeah.

534
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:44,853
And you looked pretty happy

535
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,725
about being rescued.

536
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:47,272
What's the deal with you and

537
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:47,975
her?

538
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,364
I told you, we work together.

539
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:49,820
We team teach a class.

540
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,229
Mm-hmm.

541
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:51,857
What's the class?

542
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:53,362
Bumping and grinding 101?

543
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:54,004
Oh, wow, really?

544
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,860
Oh, wow, really?

545
00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,275
Hey, may I remind you that I am

546
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,324
a married man--and a happily

547
00:10:58,407 --> 00:10:59,197
married man.

548
00:10:59,283 --> 00:10:59,783
Thank you very much.

549
00:10:59,867 --> 00:10:59,997
Uh, and if by happily you

550
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,240
Uh, and if by happily you

551
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:01,867
mean disappointed and bitter, I

552
00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:05,462
suppose you are ecstatic.

553
00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:05,999
That'll all be changing soon.

554
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,170
That'll all be changing soon.

555
00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,079
The way she was grinding on him,

556
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:08,877
I'm surprised she didn't get

557
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:09,919
pregnant.

558
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:10,632
Well, you know, I did notice

559
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:10,841
that.

560
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,000
Mwah, must be the guns.

561
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,260
Mwah, must be the guns.

562
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,469
[Laughs]

563
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,008
She knows the family.

564
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,592
She drops by the house.

565
00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:17,996
In some cultures, that makes

566
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,550
In some cultures, that makes

567
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:19,596
you husband and wife.

568
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:20,508
Mm-hmm.

569
00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:21,216
Well, I admit, she is

570
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:21,805
attractive.

571
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:22,179
Oh, she fine.

572
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,524
And very intelligent.

573
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:23,849
She's fine.

574
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:24,003
And very sweet.

575
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,980
And very sweet.

576
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,520
Because she's fine.

577
00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:29,314
Men and women just friends

578
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:29,997
doesn't work.

579
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,650
Doesn't work.

580
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:31,901
If men are friends with women

581
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,322
they find attractive, friendship

582
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,531
doesn't last.

583
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,110
'Cause fire and desire's gonna

584
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,004
take over.

585
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,200
Take over.

586
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:36,948
Wait, wait, wait.

587
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:37,699
So you saying two attractive

588
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:38,700
people of the opposite sex

589
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:39,701
cannot have a platonic

590
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:40,662
relationship?

591
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,001
Not if one of them is single.

592
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,700
Not if one of them is single.

593
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:43,325
Now here's where your theory

594
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,911
falls short, playboy.

595
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:45,155
Simone.

596
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,326
Yes?

597
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,794
Single, attractive, very much

598
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:48,003
a woman.

599
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,040
A woman.

600
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,714
And yet we have been just

601
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,252
friends for over 20 years.

602
00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:53,376
Well, we did dry hump in the

603
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:53,712
eighth grade.

604
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:53,996
Wait, what?

605
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,920
Wait, what?

606
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:57,377
You dry humped him?

607
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,386
We're just as close.

608
00:11:59,468 --> 00:11:59,998
You owe me a dry hump.

609
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,050
You owe me a dry hump.

610
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:01,887
♪

611
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:04,967
Kaci?

612
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:05,997
Yeah.

613
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,390
Yeah.

614
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,095
There's something that I need

615
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:09,654
to ask you, but...It's kind of

616
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:09,848
awkward.

617
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,997
[Sighs]

618
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,060
[Sighs]

619
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,608
Jasmine, I know what you wanna

620
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:14,861
say.

621
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:15,152
You do?

622
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,784
Yes.

623
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,001
But...uh, okay, I'm just not

624
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,610
but...uh, okay, I'm just not

625
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,028
into girls.

626
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,236
I mean, maybe if I went to an

627
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:23,995
all-girls' college, I might

628
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,450
all-girls' college, I might

629
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:25,445
experiment, I heard that

630
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,326
happens.

631
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,042
[Laughs]

632
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:28,872
But for right now, that's

633
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:29,996
just not me.

634
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,170
Just not me.

635
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,249
I'm so sorry.

636
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,333
I can't go to the spring fling

637
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,338
with you.

638
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,749
[Laughs] You are hilarious.

639
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:35,997
Oh, Jasmine, we are friends.

640
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,960
Oh, Jasmine, we are friends.

641
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,297
You do not have to mask your

642
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:38,722
pain with laughter.

643
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,589
[Laughing]

644
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:41,997
I don't wanna ask you to the

645
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,180
I don't wanna ask you to the

646
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,931
dance.

647
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,353
Yes, I like girls.

648
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:45,891
But I am definitely not into

649
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,003
you.

650
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,640
You.

651
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,136
That's a wild emphasis on

652
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,057
"definitely."

653
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,056
I mean, you're just not my

654
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:53,727
type.

655
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:54,004
Wait, so you don't think i'm

656
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,360
Wait, so you don't think i'm

657
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,320
pretty?

658
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,029
I was voted best smile two years

659
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,358
in a row.

660
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:58,824
Yes, I know.

661
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,003
I'm the one who stuffed the

662
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,570
I'm the one who stuffed the

663
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:01,914
ballot box.

664
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:02,529
Wait, so you like my smile

665
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,565
like that, but don't you like me

666
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:04,117
that like?

667
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:04,740
I'm confused.

668
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:05,825
Kaci!

669
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:06,000
Come back to me.

670
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,160
Come back to me.

671
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,405
Look.

672
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,537
What I wanted to ask was if you

673
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,673
could put in a good word for me

674
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:11,999
with your father.

675
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,630
With your father.

676
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,328
He's the head of the

677
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,037
university's young scholar

678
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,626
summer program, and I really

679
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,251
want in.

680
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:17,958
What was so hard about asking

681
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,337
me that?

682
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:19,973
I just didn't want you to

683
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,089
feel like I was abusing our

684
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,125
friendship.

685
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,838
I don't feel that way.

686
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:23,998
Good.

687
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,300
Good.

688
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:25,717
Hug?

689
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,144
Yes.

690
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,773
[Laughs]

691
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:31,726
Guess I'll be seeing you two

692
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:32,730
at the spring fling.

693
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,771
Uh.

694
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:35,765
You're such an idiot.

695
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:35,996
That wasn't at all what she

696
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,360
that wasn't at all what she

697
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,230
wanted to ask me.

698
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,397
I'm not even her type.

699
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,065
Although she does agree that I

700
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,002
have a pretty smile.

701
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,660
Have a pretty smile.

702
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:43,488
Well, if it wasn't kaci, who

703
00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:43,952
were you going to ask?

704
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,741
I already asked her.

705
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:46,744
And...she said yes.

706
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:47,865
Wait, who?

707
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:48,002
Micha Rosenberg.

708
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,160
Micha Rosenberg.

709
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,747
♪

710
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:54,002
[Laughs] It's okay.

711
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,920
[Laughs] It's okay.

712
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,801
♪

713
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:01,256
Sorry, I missed your phone

714
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,550
calls.

715
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,553
Is everything okay?

716
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,054
Oh, yeah, of course.

717
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:04,974
You know, we--we can talk after

718
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:05,762
class.

719
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:06,004
Well, it's early.

720
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,560
Well, it's early.

721
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,218
We have a few minutes before

722
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:08,885
students get here.

723
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:09,143
What's up?

724
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,433
Well, it's really not a big

725
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,996
deal.

726
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,230
Deal.

727
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,849
Lori, I'm a married man.

728
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:15,767
I don't think this is news.

729
00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:18,004
Well, the other night, you

730
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,150
Well, the other night, you

731
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,652
know, at Franklin's.

732
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:20,943
It was great and everything,

733
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,996
but--but we--you--it maybe got a

734
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,490
but--but we--you--it maybe got a

735
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,823
little out of hand.

736
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,157
Out of hand?

737
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:28,782
What got out of hand?

738
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:29,997
Uh, you know--you know, all

739
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,450
Uh, you know--you know, all

740
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,197
that stuff that happened on

741
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,748
stage.

742
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,121
I mean, I'm attractive.

743
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:35,917
You're attractive.

744
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,210
I'm lonely.

745
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,712
You're lonely.

746
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,503
Who said I was lonely?

747
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,168
Well, I've never heard you

748
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:41,995
talk about anyone, so I just

749
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,840
talk about anyone, so I just

750
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:43,173
assumed that--

751
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,797
I think you've been assuming

752
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,803
way too much, Mr. Professor.

753
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:47,995
I was simply feeling the music

754
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,010
I was simply feeling the music

755
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:48,925
and trying to make your band

756
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,023
look good.

757
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,058
My band is good.

758
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:53,602
It certainly wasn't my

759
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,004
intention for my actions to be

760
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,980
intention for my actions to be

761
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,440
interrupted in any other manner.

762
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:57,861
Well, good.

763
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,518
You know, I enjoy working with

764
00:14:59,607 --> 00:14:59,997
you.

765
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,190
You.

766
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,114
And I would hate for anything to

767
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,481
jeopardize that.

768
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,648
Well, I don't have a problem.

769
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,486
And neither do I.

770
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:04,990
Great.

771
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:05,320
Spectacular.

772
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,004
Stupendous.

773
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,610
Stupendous.

774
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:07,407
Spectacular.

775
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:08,819
You already said that.

776
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:11,999
So in "gone with the wind,"

777
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,580
So in "gone with the wind,"

778
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,331
it's clear that Scarlet, a

779
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,913
desperate woman, threw herself

780
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:16,168
at Ashley.

781
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,998
Excuse me, professor Reed.

782
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,040
Excuse me, professor Reed.

783
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,205
I wouldn't describe Scarlet as

784
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,343
desperate.

785
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:20,919
Well, professor Samuels, I

786
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,463
believe the class would agree

787
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:23,997
that she was all over the man in

788
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,090
that she was all over the man in

789
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,093
an obvious fashion.

790
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,755
Maybe Ashley was sending

791
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,683
Scarlet signals that led Scarlet

792
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,002
to believe that he was

793
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,300
to believe that he was

794
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,057
interested.

795
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,058
And how could that be?

796
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,639
He was a happily married man?

797
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:34,314
Well, sometimes happily

798
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,231
married men do things they

799
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:35,559
shouldn't do.

800
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,003
Yeah, like what?

801
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,770
Yeah, like what?

802
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:37,352
Like bringing someone fresh

803
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,686
doughnuts and hot coffee every

804
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:38,901
morning.

805
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,609
Those doughnuts were actually

806
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,999
for me.

807
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,730
For me.

808
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:43,316
Hey, where are you going?

809
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,740
Class was over five minutes

810
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,068
ago, dude.

811
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,004
Of course.

812
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,700
Of course.

813
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,445
[Doorbell ring]

814
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,004
Hi.

815
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,580
Hi.

816
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,878
Good evening.

817
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,000
Hey.

818
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,958
Alex.

819
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,428
I'm sorry.

820
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,641
And I should not have said what

821
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,000
I said, especially before class.

822
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,430
I said, especially before class.

823
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,056
I insisted you speak, so you

824
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,001
spoke.

825
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,270
Spoke.

826
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:22,863
So...Are we cool?

827
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,000
As cool as two awkward

828
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,070
As cool as two awkward

829
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,609
coworkers can be after one

830
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,113
accuses the other one of

831
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:30,004
behaving inappropriately.

832
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,360
Behaving inappropriately.

833
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,867
Can I ask you a question?

834
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:32,869
Anything.

835
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,030
Do you always assume every

836
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,788
woman wants you?

837
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:35,999
No.

838
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,700
No.

839
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,077
Not every woman.

840
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,124
I'm joking.

841
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,997
It's just a joke.

842
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,750
It's just a joke.

843
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:43,915
Wanna come in?

844
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,922
Sure.

845
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:47,995
And for the way I carried on in

846
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,800
and for the way I carried on in

847
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,682
class--

848
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,009
[Laughs] You, me.

849
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:52,434
It was completely

850
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,001
unprofessional, and I promise

851
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,470
unprofessional, and I promise

852
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,635
it'll never happen again.

853
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:56,603
Well, I make the same promise

854
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,812
to you.

855
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:01,151
Better get home.

856
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,308
You know, make sure my kids are

857
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,437
still alive.

858
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,003
[Chuckles]

859
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,860
[Chuckles]

860
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,153
But thanks for stopping by.

861
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,906
Lori...You are a beautiful

862
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,492
woman.

863
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:17,998
And the truth is, I am attracted

864
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,500
and the truth is, I am attracted

865
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,000
to you.

866
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,371
You know, so maybe I was sending

867
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,998
mixed messages.

868
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,170
Mixed messages.

869
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,092
You are a beautiful woman.

870
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,171
You already said that.

871
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:29,996
Yeah, I did, didn't I?

872
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,220
Yeah, I did, didn't I?

873
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,760
[Laughs]

874
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,553
You know, the old Alex would

875
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:35,466
have definitely been all over

876
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:36,004
you.

877
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,100
You.

878
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,522
I would have gone in.

879
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,002
I--i--i--i don't mean in.

880
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,810
I--i--i--i don't mean in.

881
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,648
[Laughs] Look, I'm not that guy

882
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,002
anymore, you know?

883
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,650
Anymore, you know?

884
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,154
And even if I was, you are

885
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,856
amazing and certainly no one's

886
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:53,997
side dish.

887
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Side dish.

888
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,702
You're not so bad yourself.

889
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,752
Well, I'm so happy that we

890
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,382
are good.

891
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,383
See ya at school.

892
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,718
Alex: Sometimes men and women

893
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,261
can be friends.

894
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,854
Sometimes they can't.

895
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:18,000
What if the man is married and

896
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,770
what if the man is married and

897
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,058
the woman is single?

898
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,772
And suppose he's by himself and

899
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:24,002
doesn't wanna be?

900
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,020
Doesn't wanna be?

901
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,153
Is it wrong to spend...

902
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:47,997
♪

903
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,210
♪

904
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,722
Women.

905
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,004
Tell me about it.

906
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,310
Tell me about it.

907
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♪

908
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♪

909
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♪

910
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:21,170
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